Police Caught Him Having Sex with an Alligator In His Backyard. But It’s What He Does Next That’s Crazy!

When police received a call that Darwin was having sex with an alligator in his backyard, they thought it was a prank.
But the witness claimed he heard Darwin say, “Next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”
Police report that Darwin was allegedly attacked by the gator while fishing in a swamp. This was his excuse:
“The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.”